Spam 1

What is spam? Spam is basically pork meat, that has beaten and grinded to a pulp. Well, I'm not sure if that is it, but I do that it is made from rejected parts of the pig that are too good to throw away.

Now, what is email spam? Same as above, except that the base parts are not made out of pig meat. They are made out of gluttony, which is what a pig does anyway. The only difference between the pig who 'donates' his meat to humankind to be eaten and the 'pig' which produces email spam is that you can actually eat the pig spam. Eating the other spam will make you sick, or in some cases make you severly doubt your sexual identity.

Well, that's all the things I can think of to write about now. In case you actually understand the meaning of the word Linux, Opera and Mozilla, go to slashdot.org for some serious geek news that show that geeks are closet comedians.